The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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