So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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