is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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