She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
