I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
love makes seman taste better
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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