It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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