I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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