ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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