exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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