you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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