plz talk dirty to me
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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