Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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