her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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