I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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