New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Pooping to opera.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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