I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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