You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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