i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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