I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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