Life is so much better after having sex.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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