This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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