I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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