have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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