And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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