so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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