We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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