Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Norman815 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(859): View more from Kentucky

I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.

Fav 17 1028 5390
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already

Fav 7 3020 1127
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(701): View more from North Dakota

That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

Fav 15 2953 1786
share tweet
(318): View more from Louisiana

Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.

Fav 5 2780 1177
share tweet
(530): View more from California

You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours

Fav 11 2414 960
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.

Fav 9 652 1424
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(416): View more from Toronto

We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy

Fav 4 949 838
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(423): View more from Tennessee

Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?

Fav 2 293 161
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(702): View more from Nevada

I don't like kids.

(928): View more from Arizona

You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago

(702): View more from Nevada

I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.

Fav 0 85 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT