Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no you cant smoke seaweed
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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