I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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