Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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