i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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