There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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