Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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