if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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