Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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