Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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