Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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