Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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