please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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