you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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