Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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