When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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