ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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