You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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