birth control should be required to get into college
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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