Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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