she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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