I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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