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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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