Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
well most of my day revolves around power hour
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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