Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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