It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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