Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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