On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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