the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
