so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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